Wednesday, April 17, 2013

A Little Genealogy Humor

                                      FAMILY TREE OF VINCENT VAN GOGH
 
His dizzy aunt     ----------------------------------------------- Verti Gogh
 
The brother who ate prunes-------------------------------     Gotta Gogh
 
The brother who worked at a convenience store ------ Stop N     Gogh
 
The grandfather from Yugoslavia     ----------------------------- U Gogh
 
His magician uncle --------------------------------     Where-diddy Gogh
 
His Mexican cousin ----------------------------------------     A Mee Gogh
 
The Mexican cousin's American half-brother ------------     Gring Gogh
 
The nephew who drove a stage coach --------------- Wells-far     Gogh
 
The constipated uncle -------------------------------------     Can't Gogh
 
The ballroom dancing aunt --------------------------------     Tang Gogh
 
The bird  lover uncle --------------------------------------     Flamin Gogh
 
An aunt who taught positive thinking ------------------     Way-to-Gogh
 
The little bouncy nephew -----------------------------------     Poe Gogh
 
A sister who loved disco      -------------------------------------- Go Gogh
 
And his niece who travels the country in an RV --- Winnie     Bay Gogh
 
I saw you smiling . . .. there ya Gogh